Here you go, you bastards.

"Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast." (twostrokesmoke) 02/01/2018 at 01:42 • Filed to: None

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Scarlett Johanson riding an electric Harley Davidson protoype... that’s really all you need to know.

Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. 02/01/2018 at 01:59

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I think that’s her stunt double...

DaftRyosuke - So Long and Thanks for All the Fish! > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. 02/01/2018 at 02:09

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I’ve seen many pictures of Scarlett (for reasons) and that’s definitely not Scarlett.

CRider > DaftRyosuke - So Long and Thanks for All the Fish! 02/01/2018 at 02:24

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All white women look alike.

DaftRyosuke - So Long and Thanks for All the Fish! > CRider 02/01/2018 at 02:32

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saabstory | fixes bikes, breaks cars > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. 02/01/2018 at 02:36

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Is it bad that I really like how that motorcycle looks?

Fl1ngstam > Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. 02/01/2018 at 05:00

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Sarah Lezito Vignot. Mad skillz.

McMike > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. 02/01/2018 at 05:47

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No

McMike > Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. 02/01/2018 at 05:58

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I caught some shit on Twitter when those images came out. I made some joke completing Scarlett her on her hard work transforming her physique for the role like the other actors did.(knowing it was a stunt double) and hinted that she looked like a 17 year old boy. (Assuming the one photo I had seen was of a male stunt double)

Ooops.

There were a lot of angry people that day that assumed I was Misogynistic, and didn’t think girls knew how to ride motorcycles.

I honestly thought it was a guy from the two photos I saw. I was wrong.

random001 > saabstory | fixes bikes, breaks cars 02/01/2018 at 06:22

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No.

random001 > McMike 02/01/2018 at 06:22

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Damned stunt androids....

random001 > McMike 02/01/2018 at 06:23

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I’ve always thought you were a horrible, women-hating bastard. Confirmed.

(spoiler alert, no I don’t!)

random001 > Fl1ngstam 02/01/2018 at 06:24

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Is it ok to be intimidated and a bit aroused?

Manny05x > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. 02/01/2018 at 07:37

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Somehow this harley still leaks oil.

McMike > random001 02/01/2018 at 08:08

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LOL. I felt bad for assuming it was a guy, but her profile was a bit blurry and there are more guy stunters that girl stunters. (sigh). I took a guess. I was wrong.

I got a lot of “ur an idiot did u not see the breasts?” comments - like wardrobe wouldn’t have put added them in the suit.

My only reply would have been, “I looked at the face and thought it was a guy!” and that would have been a LOT worse following up with a comment about how she was ugly.

I walked away from the keyboard and took my licks.

Tekamul > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. 02/01/2018 at 08:21

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I’m guessing 600 pounds, 50 mile range, $25k, because Harley.

Fl1ngstam > random001 02/01/2018 at 08:29

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Well, that depends if you’re talking about me or the petite French woman...

random001 > McMike 02/01/2018 at 08:36

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Man, don’t feel bad. It happens, and people are mostly assholes anyway, especially online where there’s some assumed anonymity. But you know that, don’t you.....Sarah.

random001 > Fl1ngstam 02/01/2018 at 08:37

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Why?

Fl1ngstam > random001 02/01/2018 at 08:46

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I’d be worried about you if you thought I looked good in tight-fitting leather, regardless of your sexual orientation.

random001 > Fl1ngstam 02/01/2018 at 08:47

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Lol!

Thomas Donohue > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. 02/01/2018 at 09:56

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The real Scarlett looks better in a Maserati.

Or an Alfa.

DaftRyosuke - So Long and Thanks for All the Fish! > Thomas Donohue 02/01/2018 at 11:50

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Be still my heart.

Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. > McMike 02/01/2018 at 13:38

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You are a monster and shall be executed at dawn.

Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. > Fl1ngstam 02/01/2018 at 13:39

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As a somewhat mediocre rider, I’m in awe of people who can do stuff like that.

Fl1ngstam > Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. 02/01/2018 at 14:54

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Me too. However, even if I was a brilliant rider, I couldn’t pull off any of her stunts. I’d like to see someone with amazing control like Marc Marquez give it a try, but I suspect even he’d eat asphalt a lot.

Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > Tekamul 02/01/2018 at 22:14

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That would be light weight and low cost for Harley.

Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > Manny05x 02/01/2018 at 22:16

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If it’s dry then you know your hog is out of oil!

Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > McMike 02/01/2018 at 22:17

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Yeah, probably, but who cares? The girl can ride, and that’s hot!

Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. 02/01/2018 at 22:18

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I’ve been riding for years and I’m still not gonna do that!

Tekamul > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. 02/02/2018 at 09:33

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True, but appropriately way behind the industry.